Bad Meets Evil

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

take-a-break-and-laugh:

has it ever occurred to you that people actually work in dildo factories for a living

(Source: 0925home, via indiigirl)

friend: there's nothing worse than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
me: crocs
me: auto play on blogs
friend:
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

(via bitmental)

fearyourmind:

Oh my fucking god this is my dream

fearyourmind:

Oh my fucking god this is my dream

(Source: releaving, via glamourrights)

purococo:

psyces:

sex-high:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotter:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness

Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…

This is perfect

yes, batman. you’re so right.

purococo:

psyces:

sex-high:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotter:

say-ton:

how could u not reblog this

If I didn’t know this was batman, I would have said it looked like a mans slow decent into madness

Yes, you’re right. That’s batman…

This is perfect

yes, batman. you’re so right.

(Source: sui-cidio, via lets-get-lost-forever)

danielradcliffesgirlfriend:

fuckyeahprongs:

melody-of-the-sea:

I think most of their paycheck went to fixing the set

the 2nd gif is just great

(via borrowed-time-destroyed-youth)

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

thekingstemptress:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

this is and forever will be the best thing ever

the way his face changes so suddenly is just genius

(Source: morgrana, via borrowed-time-destroyed-youth)

royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

(via borrowed-time-destroyed-youth)

h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

(via caramellochild)